The Norm is MINE!
Holy Hell, I've been away for... like... ever. Bet you all gave up on me! :( Meh... I gave up on myself, too. :P


Because Canada doesn't exist anymore. That is all.

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Intense Travis... *swoons*
Really... Really? Really!? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!? Yes, ass hole at the gas station, I do need help at pump 4. But not the kind of help where you just simply EXPLAIN how to pump gas. It's 12 Degrees F. outside, and if you would just RECOGNIZE the giant Izusu Trooper that you see there twice a week, you would realize that this problem is NOT simply solved by staying inside that nice, warm, building. You would have walked your fat ass outside and realized that my gas tank door is frozen shut, my cell phone (which has been giving me problems for the last 2 months (at the very least) and has been turning off whenever it feels like) apparently hates the cold as much as I do, and has decided that it is too cold outside to stay turned on, so I can't call my father for help, and the lady who has just finished filling her tank, cannot help me, and I need some deicer. But no. Instead, you decide to stay in your nice warm building and simply explain to me how to insert my card, type in my code, remove the nozzle, press the button for which gas I want, insert the nozzle into the gas tank hole in my car, and squeeze the trigger. Thank you, ass hole. I didn't know how to pump gas the 102836417 other times I've done it since I turned 15. Thank you, you cocksucker, for straightening that out for me. Thank you, you PIECE OF SHIT for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! >:(

Thank you, kind strangers, who helped me out, though. You two are life savers. Thank you, ma'am, who stayed and listened to me bitch for five minutes until I calmed down enough to explain my situation. Thank you for staying and helping me find that kind man who had the deicer in his car. And thank you, kind sir, for letting me use your deicer and get my gas tank door open. I appreciate all of your help tonight. It meant a lot to me to know that there are nice people who will go out of their way to help a stranger. ^_^

That's all that I can really say right now. I'm tired, sore, cold, and really cranky. And in a lot of pain >.< So I am going to go take a hot shower and go to bed.

meh... January 8th, and i still haven't done shit for my new lifestyle... woke up around noon today, don't really feel like working out. maybe i still will. but i did have a carrot and celery stick for breakfast - along with a coke. i work tonight as well, so hopefully i'll take my free subway employee meal and make something healthy. a turkey on wheat sounds good. but it also doesn't help when i'm craving everything from steak to english toffee. >.<

on the bright side of things, my boy comes home from the quad cities today! ^_^ i can't wait to see him tomorrow, hopefully! it's really bad when i've only been dating him for 4 months, but i still miss him this much. and even after 4 months, i'm still this excited to see him... i guess that's a good thing, especially when i was never excited to see my last boyfriend. o.O i don't know, it's still too early for me to think clearly.

6 more weeks until i get my 3rd ear piercing! ^_^ and i can't wait until i get my cartilage pierced too!!!! over spring break, i'll hopefully get my nose pierced! baby steps, but this is the 1st time i've ever gone against my parents and pierced/tattooed a body part that wasn't my lower ear lobes. o.O my tattoo will definitely have to wait until i can spare 60 or so bucks. maybe a birthday present for myself? *shrugs* who knows. 

Well, that's all that's on my mind right now... meh, i need to wake up some more, i think i might work out for a few minutes. just to prove that i can. *nodnod* have a good one!

Ok, new year, new me. right?
 so... i'm gonna try this. hopefully i can keep it up, but i doubt it. I'm going to try to start my new years resolution. but in order for me to do that, several things have to happen. no more soda is allowed in my life. fml. and no more sugary foods. i want to start eating healthy and working out. this is gonna be ridiculously hard >.< but hopefully i can do it. not so i can fit into a bikini, but so i can feel good about myself. this blog hopefully will help. keep me honest with myself.

Today i will start this new lifestyle - January 7th, 2011. So far, so good. but it's only been the 7th for 35 minutes >.< we'll see. but for the moment. I'm going to finish reading my story and go to bed. i'm tired. and today's gonna be a long day for me. i can already feel it. >.<

 heh.... ^_^ school's almost done for this summer (*squeals*) and I have discovered several things about myself:
1. I am way more impatient than I believed before...
2. I love gay guys ^_^ deal with it. :P
3. I hate school way more than before. Kill me?
4. WWE needs me. Period. (ok so that wasn't a realization about myself so much as an ... observation of the creative team that controls WWE o.O)
5. I really want to finish up school and then smack McMahon in the face and tell him he needs to get a decent creative team together. TV PG is fine - but make it entertaining, goddamnit!!!!

....oh, and I want to do Adam Lambert... god damn, why does he have to be gay? can't he be... like... bi? :P


So... A while ago, a friend of mine sent me a prayer that said something like "Thank you, Lord, for making me late this morning, because although I was mad that I was late, and I was cursing your name, I missed that terrible traffic wreck." ...Ya... that was me this morning... I didn't want to wake up at all this morning, had a lazy morning, got into my car to leave (15 minutes late already), and then got stuck at the same traffic light for another 15 minutes. Finally called one of my friends, and she said that there was a really bad crash involving a truck, a jeep, two cars, and a bus all smashed together... o.O

Thank you, Lord. I missed a very bad crash that I otherwise might have even been a part of. Thank you for your blessing this morning.

And, in light of prayers,

And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, My Lord, for thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall slow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In Nomeni Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sanctus.

Bull Shit
hehehehehe Iz playing Bull Shit with my friends! And we're quote Boondock Saints!! heheheheheh!!! Love lazy days at school!!!!!! 

School is WAY too much fun!
I totally fucked with my friend's exboyfriend today JUST BECAUSE I COULD!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA hehehehehehehehehe he's prolly sooooooooooooooooo piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahahaha poor him.... fuckingstupidfakeirishwannabeplayboymanwhorewhohasnoballsandneedtojumpoffacliffdumbasslooserwhoshouldntbeallowedtoreproduce needs to grow a pair! he's such a wanna be player... it's sickening... so my friend and i acted like lesbian lovers to piss him off! omg it was great!

oh! and quote time! anyone who gets it, wins a cookie! <3

"Why you always gotta come in third? Hmmm? Maybe you should try a little harder. It's like you're afraid of winning!"

You can either name the actor, movie, or character! or all three! if you can name all three, you get three Subway Cookies of your choice!!! (jk, btw!)

So I've realized that cutting yourself at work is not the best idea, since if you start bleeding, there's way too much you have to do after to make it worth wild... LOL. Oh, and throwing knives doesn't give you a raise... o.O OH! And the tomatoes are after me... LMAO ya... so that's all...

"We could kill EVERYONE!"

"AND THAT GIVES ME A HARD ON! ...but not in the the gay way or anything..."

"I killed your cat, you druggie bitch!"


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