Really... Really? Really!? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!? Yes, ass hole at the gas station, I do need help at pump 4. But not the kind of help where you just simply EXPLAIN how to pump gas. It's 12 Degrees F. outside, and if you would just RECOGNIZE the giant Izusu Trooper that you see there twice a week, you would realize that this problem is NOT simply solved by staying inside that nice, warm, building. You would have walked your fat ass outside and realized that my gas tank door is frozen shut, my cell phone (which has been giving me problems for the last 2 months (at the very least) and has been turning off whenever it feels like) apparently hates the cold as much as I do, and has decided that it is too cold outside to stay turned on, so I can't call my father for help, and the lady who has just finished filling her tank, cannot help me, and I need some deicer. But no. Instead, you decide to stay in your nice warm building and simply explain to me how to insert my card, type in my code, remove the nozzle, press the button for which gas I want, insert the nozzle into the gas tank hole in my car, and squeeze the trigger. Thank you, ass hole. I didn't know how to pump gas the 102836417 other times I've done it since I turned 15. Thank you, you cocksucker, for straightening that out for me. Thank you, you PIECE OF SHIT for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! >:(
Thank you, kind strangers, who helped me out, though. You two are life savers. Thank you, ma'am, who stayed and listened to me bitch for five minutes until I calmed down enough to explain my situation. Thank you for staying and helping me find that kind man who had the deicer in his car. And thank you, kind sir, for letting me use your deicer and get my gas tank door open. I appreciate all of your help tonight. It meant a lot to me to know that there are nice people who will go out of their way to help a stranger. ^_^
That's all that I can really say right now. I'm tired, sore, cold, and really cranky. And in a lot of pain >.< So I am going to go take a hot shower and go to bed.